Hello!
This is The Strange and Unusual Gintama-chan show.
And I'm the host, my name is Tamori.
Bra Tamori.
I like bra.
I'm sorry.
It's so sudden, but
no matter how old you're, you should be hate go to the dentist.
I used to hate to see a dentist.
And I went to the dermatology department instead.
The good one is, dermatology department can't cure your teeth.
I told the doctor that I have to cure my teeth.
The doctor just came back to me and said "No way"
Like that.
After that, I often went to see the dermatology department.
But, I still couldn't cure it.
About my teeth's cavities.
And no one in there that can cure my teeth cavities.
Look, it's here.
Here.
I've been doing this sudden kiss a lot.
Then, I'll present you the poem from Matsuda.
Dear dentist-man, if you don't have a cute assistant it would be better if you don't open the clinic.
The end.
Let's see the VTR.
People of All Ages Hate the Dentist!
Hurry up.
I'm begging you.
Please make it quick.
Come on.
Please.
Make it quick.
Give me one last shot.
Anyway ...
I can't do this.
I can't get out of here still alive.
Why don't you just finish me right away?
Why have you waste your time?
Kill me instead!
If you're going to do it, please make it quick!
Is playing with me that so fun, bastard?
Please.
I can't stand just sitting here waiting for my death.
It's too hard.
I'm going insane.
I beg you.
Please.
Hurry it up.
Hurry up kill me!
Hmm ...
Sakata ...
I'm sorry, but can you please be quiet?
You were disturbing the other patients.
I'm sorry.
No ...
I hate to see the dentist.
The unusual smells
That strange sounds
The sound of this constantly echoing drill
It may be going little hurt.
Be patience.
And then
this is like waiting for the death executions.
Oh no, I want to go home.
Run to Sadaharu and latch on to him, then cuddle in his fur.
But my tooth hurts and I'm scared of the treatment.
Just considering it will be fine.
Please, just make it quick.
I don't want to think about this anymore.
Why do I think I'm going to have dental treatment now?
Even I think that dental treatment is related to eating sweets
But there's no dessert scene in this live action version.
So why do I get dental treatment?
They're gonna drill.
They're definitely going to stick the drill in my mouth.
I don't want it, please let go of me.
How can that kind of thing get into your mouth?
It's the most impossible thing to get into your mouth. That's not what a doctor's supposed to do.
What should I do?
When the drill comes in and I sneeze, will I die then?
Am I going to die?
What should I do?
If my tongue is rolled into that machine and gets sucked, will I die?
Am I going to die?
No! No! I can't stand it!
I can't think of these things anymore.
I'll to stop thinking about it.
Definetely don't try to think it!
The more I think about it, the more I feel scared.
I'll read the magazine to relax.
Jump Jump ...
Did you came here to clean tobacco stains? you nicotine addict!
You should know when you look at my face.
The silver that used for the fillings tooth was rotten.
(Note: Gin from gintoki, it's mean silver)
Oh really, there's nothing good with a "silver" word.
You're ...
................................
What unfortunate, I just had to run into this bastard.
But why it must be happening in a place like this.
I have to act calm.
The most person that I don't want to let him find out my weakness.
I can't let him find out that I still hate to see the dentist at this age.
I'll never let him know about it!
Hey, can you stop it?
You're sleeping, aren't you?
Why do you have to cross your legs when you sleep, huh?
It's almost like a cross dance.
Woah! I woke up!
This bench is very uncomfortable to sit on.
What's wrong with you?
You've been shaking your legs.
Can you stop it?
You're gonna make me poor like you.
I don't like the way you're fidgetting, I'm all irritated because of your fidgeting.
Oh, is that it?
Isn't that scary?
You're the demon of vice-commander.
Was that right?
Huh what? I don't understand what you're talking about.
Scared of what?
Is there something scary about the dentist?
Not really.
You said that because there's something you scared of, right?
It seems that you're scared to death.
How could it be possible?
Do you know, how people say that the sound of a drill can be scary?
It's nothing to do with me.
I still don't get it.
I even enjoy a drill once a week with my mouth.
And I even wanted to come here regularly.
You're not doing it, right?
I've been thinking to do it in three days.
It's hard to get a drill in the mouth.
Oh, is that so.
Oh, really? I have my own drill at home so I don't have to come here.
I don't have to come here.
I'm a driller, though.
The driller?
What the hell's a driller he means? Why do you have your own drill?!
He's crazy.
He doesn't scared of a drill or anything at all.
Why did you do a drill by yourself?
What a coincidence.
Ah, next time let's go to the drilling contest with me.
Drilling contest?!
No way! I don't want to go to that kind of contest.
Was he really participated in that kind of contest?
That's awful.
Okay, let's do it when I'm on the day off.
I'll arrange my schedule, then.
Woah!
You two ...
What are you guys doing here?
Ah, it's you, Hasegawa.
You guys are also having teeth problems?
I was taking a walk and decided to stop by for a drilling.
Driling?
What is that?
Are you here for drilling too?
Drilling? I'm coming here for dental treatment.
They're surely really fast, but
I felt like ...
treatment in here
really hurts.
Oh, is that so?
I didn't see a dentist for a few months.
I heard that they did it in one shot here.
Yeah sure, their treatment is pretty fast.
But it hurts.
I don't even know how many times I'm screaming.
Hasegawa, are you done?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll go back right now.
Then, I'll go.
You should be better prepared.
I see.
It hurts.
Well, dental treatments are supposed to hurt.
Yeah, it will.
When you wonder if it worked out, then it must be doesn't hurt.
You look very pale.
Not really.
Hasegawa, please don't move.
It will be very dangerous, please stay calm.
Nakayama, hold him down and tie him to chair with a belt.
Ah yes, like that.
It feels like he's not in the usual pain.
What the hell with that treatment?
Doctor, Hasegawa's pulse.
Nakayama, let's give him an electric shock using a defibrillator.
Then give him CPR.
Ah yes, like that.
Defibrillator.
Why would the dentist need that kind of types of equipment?
Doctor, His pulse is back.
the shock was taken it down.
What was taken down?
What's that?
What the hell is taking down?
Nakayama, it's okay.
We no longer need that.
Soak it on the ponzu sauce.
(Note: Ponzu sauce is , Ponzu Sauce is a citrus based sauce with tart-tangy flavor similar to a vinaigrette used as dip for hot pot)
By the way, add some radish puree.
Ah yes, like that.
Soak on the ponzu sauce?
What the hell are they doing?
Nakayama, what the hell are you doing?
Doctor, I think sesame sauce would be better.
Sesame sauce? Are you guys having hot pot?
Nakayama, you're having hot pot, aren't you?
It's almost time to end the treatment.
Is that over?!
They finished it with ponzu sauce?
How do you feel, Hasegawa?
It's like the pain's completely gone.
Not just your pain, but like a part of your body's also gone!
Were they really put in ponzu sauce?
It was so painful, wasn't it? I'm sorry.
But from now on you'll be able to eat anything you want.
Ah all right, thank you very much, Doctor!
Please brush your teeth not only in the morning and night, but you also have to do it after eating too.
It's painkillers and our special toothbrush.
I'm sorry for make you in troubles.
Please take care and cherish your teeth.
Please take care.
Thank you very much.
It's all right now.
Even it was so hurts.
But the dentist was good.
And look! They even included a special bonus, a toothbrush.
Where's that bonus coming from?
Woi!
What the hell was the special bonus meaning?
Hey, wait!
Your teeth already got treatment, but they're taken away something more important of yours.
It's not an equivalent exchange, is it?
If the toothbrush bristles become rough, remember to come to replace it.
Sorry, I have something to ask.
Yeah, like that. Say what in your mind.
You need to complain.
He's an unprofessional doctor.
I can't brush my teeth without a hard bristle toothbrush.
But this toothbrush has a soft one.
That's not the problems!
Ah, it's no problem.
We also have a spare hard bristle-toothbrush on your crotch.
When you play around with it
it would be
getting hard.
That's not the problem.
How are you supposed to brush your teeth with it?
That only can be done by your wife.
Hasegawa, that's ...
If the toothbrush gets old, please come over to replace it.
She was about supposed to say Hasegawa's arm, wasn't she?
Hey you two, see you again.
I hope you guys are also getting a good treated.
Is that all right with you, Hasegawa?
He left and say goodbye in such normal way as nothing happened, what the hell is he think?
This place isn't a dental care, they're totally modifying your body.
The dentist here is terrible.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Go home already.
This isn't a dental clinic, it's Shocker HQ.
(Note: An Evil organization from the Kamen Rider series. Shocker performs modification operations that gives the subject superhuman fighting abilities)
Stop being stubborn and just get out of here now.
Hey what are you doing, go home please.
I'll give you 300 yen.
What's wrong with him?
Why doesn't he run?
See me in the eyes.
I can't leave if you don't do it first, stupid brat!
The next patient, please come in.
Two patients at a time.
Eh? no way, are you kidding me? Are you serious?
Are we seriously going?
Well.
Let's see how deep that drill will go this time.
Would it reach my soul?
No! I don't want to go in.
What? How would a drill reach my soul?
I don't know what the hell I'm saying!
Why do people dig holes?
Because they have drills.
What the hell was I'm talking about?
Am I idiot? I'm an idiot!
Run away right now!
Stop pretending to be a man, I have to get out of here!
Hey! Somebody!
Anybody, please stop us!
Hello.
I'm Yabuta of the Namu Dental Clinic.
(Note: Yabuta is homonym of Yabuisha: doctor)
You guys are Sakata and Hijikata, aren't you?
Which one is Sakata and which one is Hijikata?
I'm Sakata.
I'm Hijikata.
Sakaguchi.
- I'm Sakata. - I know!
Don't be so nervous, it won't hurt.
You can sit there.
And you can sit on that seat.
Eh? what happened?
Why is a dentist have to lock the hands and the feet?
Is this how going to the dentist was like?!
Okay, can you open your mouth and let me see your teeth?
Open it wider.
No! No! No!
Let me see yours too.
Open your mouth. AH!
Well, you've both got some swollen faces.
Why did you let it so swollen?
That's no good.
The mouth is like the entrance to a human.
It's a very important place.
If it's not okay here, then all of you aren't okay.
It's the first organ ingestion of foods along of our body.
It's also the first step to getting to know a person.
You can judge a person by just looking at their teeth.
If your teeth are dirty, that means your room is dirty too.
That was representing a lazy person.
The person who keeps their teeth clean
then they have a beautiful perspective.
With the beautiful eyes
definitely had a big heart.
and probably listened to their parents.
He was saying adorable things.
I see, he is really expert about this.
Okay, so let's get started.
Ah well, I'll have the assistants who are taking a quick look at you.
Maybe it's not enough to get my hands on this level of treatment.
Ah, the two of you there.
What? He doesn't do this treatment by himself?
Can you look at these two patients for me?
Yes!
Nakayama and Battle Fairy Shazzan.
Which one do you want to looking at?
Nakayama!
Definitely Nakayama!
Anybody is okay but I definitely don't want Shazzan to take care of me!
What will we do?
Which one do you like?
I prefer ...
the one with black hair.
What the hell is that?
Why is Battle Fairy Shazzan working in a dental clinic?
And what the hell is Battle Fairy Shazzan, huh?
Which one do you want to look at you guys?
I want Nakayama-san!
Sakata answered a little faster.
Then Nakayasam, I'm begging you to look at Sakata.
I handed over to you guys.
Wait! Please wait!
Yosh! I'm saved.
I'm Nakayama, I'll be taking care of you, Sakata.
You're Nakayama, huh?
Wait!, Hey wait!
Why do you totally look like a Battle Fairy Shazzan, huh?
You're definitely not Nakayama!
I'm pretty sure, that the person who's standing in there is Nakayama, right?
Well, I don't deserve it.
I guess the lady that standing in there is Battle Fairy Shazzan.
Well, I'm begging on you, Shazzan.
I'm Battle Fairy Shazzan.
I'll be taking care of you, Hijikata.
What the hell!
So Nakayama and Shazzan are both supposed as a battle fairies, huh?
Well, Nakayama, Shazzan, do your best.
Roger!
Then, before we get started the treatment
I shall explain this clinic's system.
Before you do the explanation, please explain how you've ended up as battle fairies!
The dental treatment is available in this clinic.
And at the same time, we provide the prevention of any cavities in the human body, the reconstruction surgery service.
That's why you're not a dentist at all.
The dental treatment and the reconstruction body surgery is in option A.
Option B provides the modify body surgery and comes with free drinks.
Option B has nothing to do with dental treatment.
Why do you have drinks with you?
Why is this place like in a family restaurant?
U-uh, excuse me.
Is there any option that
no need to do the modify surgery but I can get my tooth treated?
The dental treatment and modify surgery
are cheaper if you choose them in one package.
But I don't want.
You don't have to do modify surgery on me.
I just need dental treatment.
Then, in that case, I would recommend you the most suitable option, Z or X package.
What are those?
Option Z includes a massage when you get dental treatment.
Option X includes a salad bar when you get dental treatment.
Ah, then I'll choose option Z.
The dental treatment with the massage?
Yeah whatever it is, I'll do it.
Roger!
That's great, I finally got away with the surgery.
I'm Betty, I'll be taking care of you.
They put on a massage girl!
I still ended up getting modified!
And this is definitely nothing to do with dental treatment.
And she is great at singing the Okinawa folk song!
So great and what the hell with that never-ending song!
I don't understand at all!
At least couldn't they give me a girl who had a higher quality!
That was too dangerous, I almost got put on that.
Fool you! It's hard to act lightly.
I just have to choose Option X, the dental treatment with a salad bar service.
Ah, I'll take option X.
Roger!
It's great option.
How can they put a salad bar on the body?
Thanks for your failure.
Your stupidity saved me from making mistake same as you.
They put Sa-salad bar on my body!
Ah I got it, Salad-Baa is really the Salad-Baa.
(Note: Bar from Baa >>Baba: old lady)
This is what they meant by a "Salad bar".
"Salad-Baa" here is used to mean "Salad-old lady" not "bar"
She isn't Iwai Shimako, right?
(Note: Iwai Shimako is a Japanese writer, tarento, and pornographic director)
Yosh! it should take care of the preparations.
What kind of preparations are these?
How could this thing possibly make the preparations for us?
Then, we'll begin the actual dental treatment now.
Before you treat my teeth, please treat my body first.
Give me back my original body!
Then, please open your mouth.
Please relax, there's nothing to be scared of.
You're the one that make me scared!
Please open your mouth widely.
If you touch the drill, you'll get scratched on the face.
How can a drill that big get in your mouth?
Don't worry, please be assured that this modification treatment can reduce your suffering on your body.
How do you feel now? There shouldn't be much pain.
Now that you mention it, it doesn't ...
... it doesn't hurt at all.
I feel no pain.
Our dental clinic is known for its rapid treatment.
But it also brings corresponding pains to the patient's body.
The modification body surgery is highly recommended.
Because it also makes the patient's body being able to bear the pains.
It allows safe treatment.
Uh?, safe treatment?
This not supposed to be safe when you modified our bodies.
Hold on ...
Is all the suffer being taken over to them?!
Almost all your pain has taken over to her.
Please feel free and calm to receive the treatment.
No, it doesn't look like all my pain are taken over.
I can't relax while this thing happens in front of my eyes.
Without them, you would be feeling even more pain.
So they made we don't feel any pain, but whatever's happening to our body causes that much pain to them?
Is that okay? Huh?
Hurts. It hurts.
Please save me.
Ah no! Don't look at me like that.
Wait, what? Is it my fault?!
It really hurts.
Salad ...
I want to eat salad.
It's not my fault. It's not my fault, right?
I have nothing to do with this.
Old Salad Lady is going to die.
Is that okay?
This will be fine.
She don't need to treat my teeth.
I don't know what is she doing.
It's not my fault!
It's not my fault, right?
Yeah, it's not our fault.
Thank you for your visit.
What about those are in the inside?
Please bring them to the surgical site for the treatment.
Are you kidding me!
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Uwatsura no katara to oshita dura no katara
Sometimes you will be on the top, sometimes you will be at the bottom
Dochira ni kira reru ka wa kimi e to takusou
I will trust you to decide which will be cut
Tsuite hajimemashou un...
Let's start by pulling it out
Afuru akai ase to namida no ao mazari au murasaki no bi
Red sweat and blue tears blend with beauty violet
Kimi wa modaeki nurashi furuui aegu
You're in agony, slimy, heavy breath, loss courage